Friday, 29 August 2014

If you haven't seen the movie 'Lucy' yet, go drag yourselves down to the nearest cinema and watch it, instead of anticipating the genius that it is. The tasteful combination of mild gore, incessant shooting scenes, time warps and play on quantum physics is actually ridiculously humorous, thanks to the odd characters and lack of a real plot. Still, watch 'Lucy', and thank me later.

I'm still laughing about it hours later because watching a bad guy slide down a university's hallway with a grenade launcher in his arms, screaming off his head, is pretty damn funny.

At 10% cerebral capacity, a human can perform pretty normal tasks. That is said to be our maximum. A dolphin reaches 20%, and Lucy reached 100%. 

"Where is she?"
"I AM EVERYWHERE."